Monday, July 02, 2007
If you are going to Conner Prairie to hear the ISO perform 1812 Overture on this Independence Day, keep the following facility rules in mind:
No gas torches. No pit-weilers. No sawed-off 10 Gauge Shotguns.
Don't even think of bringing a ninja with you to Conner Prairie. And no
prairie dogs. NO PRAIRIE DOGS. And no Little House Imitation Laura Ingalls
Wilder transgenders. None allowed.
Beer bongs -- o-kayyy. We're in Indiana, come on.
Happy Fourth of July.
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While your at it, why not hats off and hands on hearts for our troops in Iraq and around the globe.
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