Monday, June 21, 2004

Left Foot, 5th Metatarsal 

The dancer will do a jig slamming his converse allstars into the ground to the weighty sounds of Solomon Burke.

SEE THE XRAYS under Photos and Video to the left.

So we dancing to Solomon Burke, and my dancing feet got away from themselves.
I snapped my 5th metatarsal like a twig.
The x-ray shows it plainly. Stress fracture.
Also known as a "march fracture" because recruits doing forced march sometimes crack it. Then the drill seargent runs over and starts slamming the dude for joking around and has him shot.

No, it is untrue that, as suggested by some, that Solomon Burke stepped on my foot.


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